Hi. I'm Xyri. I reblog too many things, abuse emoticons when I'm not careful, and have gotten way better at tagging my posts.

My fics. I write them sometimes. You can also find them on my AO3~

I run a Marvel RPG! You should totally come check it out here.

I also sometimes write semi-essays about irrelevant things involving superheroes (or just dumb stuff involving them).

So hi! Nice to meet you, and feel free to chat if you'd like. <3





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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

fuckingrecipes:

verdantdeer:

yamino:

tavrospetrock:

Having problems finding a lipstick color for your cosplay? Look no further. I just found someone’s video tutorial on how to make lipsticks out of crayons. In the video she says that she found out that all of her favourite lipsticks had lead and that she found out that she could make lipstick out of lead free crayons. The entire time I was watching this video, I thought that it would work amazingly for someone looking for some cerulean blue lipstick for Vriska or Jade green lipstick for Kanaya or maybe some other cosplay character who has a weird lipstick color. In the video she also says that you could mix crayon colors to make weird colors. 

I don’t even wear lipstick ever, but learning you can make it out of crayons now got me all excited to try it. o-o

Never buying lipstick again ever. I have basically everything I need (except crayons). Probably going to sub out shea butter for cocoa butter, and castor oil for olive oil and see how that works. SO EXCITED. 

ANY LIPSTICK-WEARING MOTHERFUCKERS WILL FIND THIS USEFUL. 

OR PEOPLE WHO PAINT THEIR SKIN IN ANY MANNER. 

IDK I JUST FOUND THIS RECIPE FASCINATING AS HELL!

SKIP TO 1:46 IF YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT THE HISTORY AND JUST WANT SOME BALLIN’ LIPSTICK-LIKE SUBSTANCES OF VARYING COLORS. 

GO TO HER YOUTUBE COMMENTS TO FIND SUBSTITUTES IF YOU NEED THEM. 

FUCK YEAH!

(Source: youtube.com)

heckyeahbatfam:

superhoneybear:

Damian hit puberty

haha isn’t the jump in detail from the first to second panel just fantastic?

YOU GUYS.

YOU GUYS, THIS WONDERFUL AND EXTREMELY ARTISTICALLY TALENTED INDIVIDUAL DREW MY HEADCANON!

Please let me hug you forever. (If hugs are a thing that you like.)

Wow. This is amazing, and perfect, and hilarious, and I seriously can’t right now. You just made my whole night!

sweetfleet:

[crashes a freight train through your bedroom window at 3 am and walks out dramatically from the flames] hey do u wanna talk about mckirk

cornflakepizza:

Oh my gosh, these are some really interesting ideas!
I think Jason was really used to being small for his age - and smaller than those who would usually do him harm - so I think when he grew into his adult body, it really took him some time to get used to being, well, a looming, large, strong presence.
I really, really like the idea of Jason being aware of that privilege he has as a tall, big, strong, white man, and him being aware of the way he’s perceived by others. I headcanon that one of the reasons why Jason sticks to a non-“costumey” costume and wears a helmet and gloves that covers all his skin is to make himself seem more anonymous and perhaps less like aWhite Male Authority Figure Going Into Underserved Neighborhoods To Discipline People because that itself can exacerbate fear and anxiety and, well, via those things, crime.
Anyway I’m getting off topic here but YEAH I just, yes. Jason realizing that he can seem/ACTUALLY BE dangerous and rough to women without meaning to, and AS A RESULT adjusting his behavior and carrying himself accordingly is really good, and honestly is something I wish more men would realize and do.
Regarding him being attracted to Bruce, that doesn’t contradict my understanding of Jason’s character. In canon at least, he’s always been attracted (I mean that in the most basic sense, not just romantically) to people who are very capable and strong and have demonstrated very obviously their ability to withstand a lot on their own, even in the face of great challenges. Bruce, Donna Troy, Nocturna, Mia Dearden, and Talia al Ghul all come to mind. Personally I have other reasons/hypotheses as to why Jason prefers strong people like that, but the thought that he’s afraid of hurting people and therefore seeks out people he knows can “handle him” is really intriguing! (And also really sad, because if we follow that train of thought he likely thinks of himself as someone flawed and requiring “special” handling that most people aren’t up to.) 

cornflakepizza:

Oh my gosh, these are some really interesting ideas!

I think Jason was really used to being small for his age - and smaller than those who would usually do him harm - so I think when he grew into his adult body, it really took him some time to get used to being, well, a looming, large, strong presence.

I really, really like the idea of Jason being aware of that privilege he has as a tall, big, strong, white man, and him being aware of the way he’s perceived by others. I headcanon that one of the reasons why Jason sticks to a non-“costumey” costume and wears a helmet and gloves that covers all his skin is to make himself seem more anonymous and perhaps less like aWhite Male Authority Figure Going Into Underserved Neighborhoods To Discipline People because that itself can exacerbate fear and anxiety and, well, via those things, crime.

Anyway I’m getting off topic here but YEAH I just, yes. Jason realizing that he can seem/ACTUALLY BE dangerous and rough to women without meaning to, and AS A RESULT adjusting his behavior and carrying himself accordingly is really good, and honestly is something I wish more men would realize and do.

Regarding him being attracted to Bruce, that doesn’t contradict my understanding of Jason’s character. In canon at least, he’s always been attracted (I mean that in the most basic sense, not just romantically) to people who are very capable and strong and have demonstrated very obviously their ability to withstand a lot on their own, even in the face of great challenges. Bruce, Donna Troy, Nocturna, Mia Dearden, and Talia al Ghul all come to mind. Personally I have other reasons/hypotheses as to why Jason prefers strong people like that, but the thought that he’s afraid of hurting people and therefore seeks out people he knows can “handle him” is really intriguing! (And also really sad, because if we follow that train of thought he likely thinks of himself as someone flawed and requiring “special” handling that most people aren’t up to.) 

Hey guys, I’m doing a poster giveaway, yay!

So here’s the skinny

I have no need for all of these posters and to be honest, they’re gonna get hidden away and never used if I continue keeping them so why not just give them away? Most of these posters are brand new/in perfect condition, the big Sucker Punch and Priest posters have tiny holes in the four corners where I put them on the wall and minor damage to the top sides, but nothing too noticeable. 

So, here’s where you come in, if you reblog this, you enter for a chance to win any poster of your choice. Here are your choices. 

  • Sucker Punch (large…approx 27x40)
  • Priest (large…approx 24x36…or something like that lol but slightly smaller than the sucker punch one)
  • Star Trek into Darkness: John Harrison (11x17)
  • Star Trek into Darkness: James Kirk (11x17)
  • Kill Bill Japanese Poster (11x17)
  • Captain America (there are two of these and they are both 11x17)
  • Priest (11x17 version)

So the rules? 

  • You DO NOT have to be following me. Why? ‘cause then all of you will just unfollow anyway after this is over, lol so if you genuinely like my blog..well, follow if you want. It won’t help your chances though. 
  • Reblog as many times as you like because apparently, it’ll only show up once in the notes. lol. But you CAN’T have a giveaway blog(s), ‘cause that’s just unfair. lol.
  • Shipping USA ONLY. I don’t have the money to ship out of the USA. And I want to make sure these puppies get to their destinations safe and sound and it’ll be harder to do it internationally. 
  • You can win ONE of these posters, so first place gets to choose first, then second place and so on and so forth. 
  • I know that some of you will only want a certain poster so if you win and your poster gets taken, you’ll win 5 US Dollars instead, yay! Paid to your Paypal account or something. Because I want you to be happy.

Giveaway ends July 5th, 7pm PST


Good luck all you crazy kids.

(Source: agentgraham)

koulin:

sketchlock:

loreface:

hannibalsbootypls:

swaggityspockhesgotabig:

theblogofsillywalks:

Hannibal AU- Will Graham is the cannibal and Hannibal Lecter is the special agent.

I never knew I wanted this until now

oh gosh….

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I HAVE A GREAT HUNGER.

omfg imagine implementing Mad’s character from ‘The Hunt’ into this AU yes that would be fucking perfect and those glasses would be a marvelous bonus

wateroracle:

allthesethingsdefineme:

shawhaw:

aceofspadesslick:

chat-with-quill:

creativehellstorm:

sobasicallyspock:

Neither do I.

Do you remember… 
When BETTY CROCKER was just a company,
ZODIAC SIGNS were just constellations in the sky, 
and TROLLS were just creatures that lived under bridges?
Neither do I.

when bending required touching things?
when elements were in a table?
when bison and lemurs were ground animals?

when baseball players probably weren’t dangerous?

When a companion didn’t mean everything?When things were just as big on the inside?And before you use to think not every person we met was important?

nope, I have no memory of any of these things you are speaking of

Remember when people didn’t eat other people ¬_¬

wateroracle:

allthesethingsdefineme:

shawhaw:

aceofspadesslick:

chat-with-quill:

creativehellstorm:

sobasicallyspock:

Neither do I.

Do you remember… 

When BETTY CROCKER was just a company,

ZODIAC SIGNS were just constellations in the sky, 

and TROLLS were just creatures that lived under bridges?

Neither do I.

when bending required touching things?

when elements were in a table?

when bison and lemurs were ground animals?

when baseball players probably weren’t dangerous?

When a companion didn’t mean everything?
When things were just as big on the inside?
And before you use to think not every person we met was important?

nope, I have no memory of any of these things you are speaking of

Remember when people didn’t eat other people ¬_¬

erectionsandtea:

k-iamironman:

singingoah:

apocalyptictacolord:

thoooooooooooooor:


#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

Unknown ship:

Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

Ship remains non-canon?

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

You ALMOST Ship something:

Someone ships something you don’t ship?

Someone insults your ship:

Ship becomes canon:

What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.

When someone shoots your ship down:


that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you

I do believe this is the best post on tumblr

erectionsandtea:

k-iamironman:

singingoah:

apocalyptictacolord:

thoooooooooooooor:

#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

image

Unknown ship:

image

Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

image

Ship remains non-canon?

image

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

image

You ALMOST Ship something:

image

Someone ships something you don’t ship?

image

Someone insults your ship:

image

Ship becomes canon:

image

What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.

When someone shoots your ship down:

image

that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you

I do believe this is the best post on tumblr

(Source: themagicofvenice)

seinemajestat:

chaoticblades:

itshalnotharold:

worldsfinestonline:

Justice League appear in new animated Target commercial
http://www.toonzone.net/forums/dc-animation-forum/304680-justice-league-appear-new-animated-target-commercial.html

This made me laugh so hard. Look at Hal at the end being all “Oh no money problems” (and Barry too, tho Hal’s money problems fit comic canon more :P),

Money Problems/Hal OTP 5ever.

Bruce you asshole ur rich pay for the lady’s things.